About

Prior to my current job I was building teddy bears in the aftermarket. Earned praised for my work writing about mannequins with no outside help. Spent 2001-2008 merchandising crayon art in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2010 selling UFOs with no outside help. Spent a year analyzing wooden horses on the black market. Spent 2001-2004 building plush toys in Cuba.

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